Always see the bright side!
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an…
My secrets.
I spelt ‘borderline’ wrong, my ferret makes an amusing surprise appearence on my shoulder and the music is ‘Maps’ byThe Yeah Yeah Yeahs…
Tell me what you think. I’m scared about posting this.
1. Remove your laptop from a bag.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on.
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.
5. Connect to the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.
7. Take a deep breath and open this site:http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbour.
9. As you look out the window, whisper loud enough so people can hear, “Praise Allah”.I’m flying home next week, and definitely doing this.
I would fucking cry if i was sitting next to anyone doing this
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